Fates: Cunegonde, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, the Jew

Chapter 9

Fates: Cunegonde, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, the Jew

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This Issachar was the most choleric Hebrew that had ever been seen in Israel since the Captivity in Babylon.

This Issachar was the most hot-tempered Hebrew anyone had seen in Israel since the Babylonian Captivity.

"What!" said he, "thou bitch of a Galilean, was not the Inquisitor enough for thee? Must this rascal also share with me?"

"What!" he said. "You bitch of a Galilean, was the Inquisitor not enough for you? Must this rascal share you with me too?"

In saying this he drew a long poniard which he always carried about him; and not imagining that his adversary had any arms he threw himself upon Candide: but our honest Westphalian had received a handsome sword from the old woman along with the suit of clothes. He drew his rapier, despite his gentleness, and laid the Israelite stone dead upon the cushions at Cunegonde's feet.

As he said this, he pulled out a long dagger he always carried. Not thinking his opponent was armed, he lunged at Candide. But Candide, our honest Westphalian, had been given a fine sword by the old woman with the clothes. He drew his rapier, despite his gentle nature. He left the Israelite stone dead on the cushions at Cunegonde's feet.

"Holy Virgin!" cried she, "what will become of us? A man killed in my apartment! If the officers of justice come, we are lost!"

"Good heavens!" she cried. "What will become of us? A man has been killed in my apartment! If the police come, we're lost!"

"Had not Pangloss been hanged," said Candide, "he would give us good counsel in this emergency, for he was a profound philosopher. Failing him let us consult the old woman."

"If Pangloss had not been hanged," said Candide, "he would give us good advice in this emergency. He was a learned philosopher. Since we cannot ask him, let us consult the old woman."

She was very prudent and commenced to give her opinion when suddenly another little door opened. It was an hour after midnight, it was the beginning of Sunday. This day belonged to my lord the Inquisitor. He entered, and saw the whipped Candide, sword in hand, a dead man upon the floor, Cunegonde aghast, and the old woman giving counsel.

She was very cautious and began to give her opinion. Then another small door suddenly opened. It was one hour after midnight. It was the beginning of Sunday. That day belonged to my lord the Inquisitor. He entered. He saw Candide, whipped and holding a sword. A dead man lay on the floor. Cunegonde stood aghast, and the old woman was giving advice.

At this moment, the following is what passed in the soul of Candide, and how he reasoned:

At that moment, this passed through Candide's mind. This is how he reasoned:

If this holy man call in assistance, he will surely have me burnt; and Cunegonde will perhaps be served in the same manner; he was the cause of my being cruelly whipped; he is my rival; and, as I have now begun to kill, I will kill away, for there is no time to hesitate. This reasoning was clear and instantaneous; so that without giving time to the Inquisitor to recover from his surprise, he pierced him through and through, and cast him beside the Jew.

If this holy man calls for help, he will surely have me burned. Cunegonde might be burned too. He caused me to be cruelly whipped. He is my rival. Since I have already started killing, I will keep killing. There is no time to hesitate. His reasoning was instant and clear. He did not give the Inquisitor time to recover from his surprise. He pierced him through and through. He threw him down beside the Jew.

"Yet again!" said Cunegonde, "now there is no mercy for us, we are excommunicated, our last hour has come. How could you do it? you, naturally so gentle, to slay a Jew and a prelate in two minutes!"

"Again!" said Cunegonde. "There is no mercy for us now. We are excommunicated. Our last hour has come. How could you do this? You, so naturally gentle, killed a Jew and a prelate in two minutes!"

"My beautiful young lady," responded Candide, "when one is a lover, jealous and whipped by the Inquisition, one stops at nothing."

"My lovely young lady," Candide replied. "When someone is in love, jealous, and whipped by the Inquisition, they will stop at nothing."

The old woman then put in her word, saying:

The old woman then spoke up and said:

"There are three Andalusian horses in the stable with bridles and saddles, let the brave Candide get them ready; madame has money, jewels; let us therefore mount quickly on horseback, though I can sit only on one buttock; let us set out for Cadiz, it is the finest weather in the world, and there is great pleasure in travelling in the cool of the night."

"There are three Andalusian horses in the stable, with bridles and saddles. Let brave Candide get them ready. Madame has money and jewels. So let us mount quickly on horseback, although I can only sit on one buttock. Let us set out for Cadiz. The weather is the finest in the world, and it is a great pleasure to travel in the cool of the night."

Immediately Candide saddled the three horses, and Cunegonde, the old woman and he, travelled thirty miles at a stretch. While they were journeying, the Holy Brotherhood entered the house; my lord the Inquisitor was interred in a handsome church, and Issachar's body was thrown upon a dunghill.

Immediately Candide saddled the three horses. Cunegonde, the old woman, and he rode thirty miles without stopping. While they traveled, the Holy Brotherhood entered the house. My lord the Inquisitor was buried in a handsome church and Issachar's body was thrown onto a dung heap.

Candide, Cunegonde, and the old woman, had now reached the little town of Avacena in the midst of the mountains of the Sierra Morena, and were speaking as follows in a public inn.

Candide, Cunegonde, and the old woman had now reached the small town of Avacena. It lay in the middle of the Sierra Morena mountains. They were talking like this in a public inn.